Daily Bullshit

You’d expect him to be tugging away at cheap Christmas crackers, but on his first day as a dollarnaire, Ed Itor woke up at 10.30am, turned off his alarm and fell back to sleep. The unassuming Takapuna blogger says he has not had a chance to celebrate the sale of his news website Daily Bullshit [...]

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In a New Zealand-first, one of the world’s biggest porn networks and one of the biggest bittorrent websites have got together to give TelstraCrack customers access to all their websites. This means that PornWork’s on-demand video streaming service and the Pirate Bay’s family of bittorrent servers won’t count towards a customer’s monthly data. “TelstraCrack is [...]

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A Takapuna woman who stopped to help a politician with MMP syndrome who had been ticked-off by a group of people wearing “I’m a Key person” t-shirts says more understanding and compassion from the constituents is needed. Takapuna resident Dick Shaft was driving down Rankin St at about 11.30am on Saturday when she noticed what [...]

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The ruling Nats have said the elections will start as scheduled on Saturday despite widespread micro-blogging and raids on the media. Earlier the Ministry of Police said they could no longer secure the elections but Volunteer New Zealand said they would help with the security. It said the elections were the best way to help [...]

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COMRADES! Men and women compatriots! The great day of victory over the National Party has come. Fascist National, forced to her knees by the Red Army and the troops of our Allies, the Greens (and Winston), has acknowledged herself defeated and declared unconditional surrender. On November 26 the preliminary protocol on surrender was chronicled, on [...]

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Business people in New Zealand lag behind the rest of the world in the use of crack cocaine, according to the latest findings from the Mongrel Mob’s International Business Report (MMBR). The research reveals that 28% of business people in New Zealand use crack cocaine in some capacity compared with a global average of 53%. [...]

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